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Historias para no reír - 2x02: Magic Carpet (En castellano: Felpudos)

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Hoy... bueno, hace unas semanas, el  felpudo de mi puerta empezó a comportarse de un modo muy extraño. No sé si a vosotros también os pasa, pero en mi caso, mi alfombrilla parece tener vida propia. No lo digo por ese microuniverso que encierran sus fibras, por toda esa fauna y flora que ha producido la enorme cantidad de mierda acomulada que tiene (que también), sino por esa mala costumbre que tiene de desaparecer de mi puerta y aparecer en la del vecino.


Mirad como ríe la condená...

No creo que tenga miedo de nuestra familia... Bueno, de acuerdo, yo si fuese alfombrilla también hubiera intentado salir de ahí cuanto antes. Pero creo que más que huir de nosotros lo que quiere es conocer mundo, y se debe haber apuntado a un programa de intercambio, como todas sus amigas, pues repito, suelen aparecer bajo puertas no correspondidas.

 

La primera vez que se fugó no se fue muy lejos. Todo indica que, tras diez años bajo mi puerta, quiso salir de la monotonía, así que miró a ambos lados, y tímidamente se levantó e hizo una visita a la puerta del vecino de enfrente, a apenas un metro y medio de distancia de la mía.

 

Parece ser que le gustó la experiencia, pues al cabo de unos días apareció dos pisos más arriba. Todos pensamos que se había marchado para siempre, que la primera vez solo fue un aviso, una declaración de sus intenciones, y que nos había dejado tras cansarse de nosotros, pero ahí estaba, en el tercero segunda, apilada, y quien sabe si hasiendo cosas nasis,  junto a otras dos.

 

La trajimos de vuelta a casa, quizás llorando o chillando, aunque solo soltó un par de bolas de pelo y polvo. Ahora debe estar bajo mi puerta. Lleva castigada un par de semanas sin salir, hecho bastante absurdo si el motivo del castigo es eso mismo.

 

Es curioso, está muy callada últimamente, quizás sigue enfadada con nosotros, o quizás está maquinando el golpe final en secreto. Estoy seguro que cada noche se reune con las demás, debe ser el cabecilla de las rebeldes. Cualquier día de estos...



PD: Creo que va siendo hora de cambiarse el felpudo... xD

Comments (10)

Yo creo que en realidad la cabecilla de todo eso es la mujer de la limpieza, que se le va la pinza y la pone donde se le antoja xD

2 pisos más arriba? Eso ya es mala leche xDDD

En realidad tus vecinos te roban el felpudo y no te lo dicen xD

no estaba apilada...estaba en una orgía de alfombrillas, y la pobre quedó abochornada porque cuando estaba en plena fiesta llegaste y te la llevaste...ahora las otras se rien de ella.
Punto de vista lascivo ofrecido por Cuack!

Sí, eso he intentado decir con "cosas nasis" xDDDDDDD

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